Common Sense About Canes
Here’s one of the most common things I hear from people about caning, summed up in one painful phrase: “I broke like three canes on that bitch. It was really a really hot scene.” Breaking canes on your bitch does not make you uber-Sparkly-Domly-Dom. All genitalia-to-cane-size comparison aside, it doesn’t make you an advanced or “serious” player either. I really want to tattoo this into some people’s skulls…breaking canes in scene isn’t cool. It’s stupid. And ignorant. And wasteful of natural resources like wood and rattan. (Huhuhuhuhuh. He said “wood”.) When you buy a care you look it up first, right? Volvo’s live a long time, but they aren’t sporty. Porsches are fast, but they suck gas like a whore when the rent’s due. Mini-vans have great interior room, but they’re “conformist”. Muscle cars look great and sound great – but you’ll have to do tons of maintenance. Canes are tools. So are paddles. And spreader bars, and bondage fu