Merry F'ing Christmas
If you don't have a green or red butt plug in your bottom by the 24th, I'm ashamed of you. I'll settle for red bruises, and a green thong, though. Still - for shame.
These are the voyages of the Rant blog "Silence". Its five year mission, to explore strange new words - to seek out new wit and new cynicisms. To trenchantly go where no man - no one, has gone before...