Panties
So, I had the experience of taking my daughter shopping for panties today. Understand - I was her single father Dad for the first three or four years of her life, until my girl (the collared, marriage-ish one) came into our lives. I should be able to handle this. Right? Good. I'm a cop. I have a gun. I've been shot at. I've been stabbed. I can handle a little underwear shopping. Yeah. Not so much. Fucking panties. Underwear shopping should be grabbing a bag of something vaguely the right size and burying it under other things until checkout time comes. That's how we do it in America. (That's how we men do it, anyway). So. As I'm crouching down in the women's underwear section, feeling like a pedophile, I'm trying to keep my patrol cap down so I don't feel the thousands of eyes watching. (They're there. I'm sure of it.) And then I realize...there's more than one kind of panty. I realize...